Mr Speaker

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I just deleted 18,311 pending comments that had been submitted to this blog. 99.99% were spam, but 0.01% were real comments from real people, so I had to vet them one at a time. And I had to read a lot of spam.

Until now I'd turned a blind eye to the burgeoning mountain of crap - mostly because I'm extremely lazy - but also because at some point I thought it would be interesting to "write" a book about them. You see, individually they cause me pain... but en masse they give me great joy.

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It's not all roses though, some of them are quite critical:

• Lol, looks like the owner is a bit self-absorbed, huh?
• I am bored stiff of this, should you trash my own site and even blog one more point in time I most certainly will complain of yourself!
• The subsequent time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I imply, I know it was my option to learn, however I actually thought youd have one thing attention-grabbing to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you would fix in the event you werent too busy in search of attention.
• What a crap. How can you call it a blog. Change the style, so it will be a bit better

Some of them are just looking for tech tips:

• For some cause the picture is just not loading correctly, is presently there an issue?
• I use Firefox and your website seems to hijack keyboard shortcuts (arrows, PgUp/PgDown). This frustrates me.
• Wow that was strange. I just wrote an really long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn't appear. Grrrr... well I'm not writing all that over again.

And some are just, odd:

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Such wordsmith-ery! The plan was to collate the cream of the 18,311-strong crop into an ebook and put it on Amazon for 99c. But I'd never be able to track down the original authors to share the wealth with them, so I just deleted the entire archive instead.

"What a crap". That's my favourite.